{"id":4237,"date":"2019-12-19T10:30:46","date_gmt":"2019-12-19T10:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/?p=4237"},"modified":"2019-12-19T10:43:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T10:43:39","slug":"la-vie-en-roses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/?p=4237","title":{"rendered":"La vie en rose(s) *"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Il y a la naissance, o\u00f9 tu te dis que tu n&rsquo;habilleras pas ta fille en rose \u00e7a non, de toute fa\u00e7on il ya toutes les affaires des gar\u00e7ons qui attendent impatiemment dans leurs bo\u00eetes et puis c&rsquo;est kitsch le rose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il y a l&rsquo;arriv\u00e9e des premiers cadeaux et dons, o\u00f9 tu te dis que quand m\u00eame ce petit rose poudr\u00e9 l\u00e0 il est sympa, et puis aussi ce petit fushia, finalement avec un petit pantalon en velours gris souris, c&rsquo;est tr\u00e8s classe. Tout est une question d&rsquo;effet d&rsquo;ensemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D&rsquo;ailleurs au fil des semaines les v\u00eatements de gar\u00e7ons restent sagement pli\u00e9s en bas des piles (sauf le pantalon en velours gris souris), et \u00e7a, \u00e7a ne ment pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donc du rose, ok, mais pas plusieurs roses dans la m\u00eame tenue \u00e7a non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Certes, il y a la petite voix qui te dis que d\u00e9j\u00e0 pour toi c&rsquo;est une gal\u00e8re pas possible de trouver des v\u00eatements coordonn\u00e9es et \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s propres le matin, as-tu vraiment le temps de g\u00e9rer en plus la tenue d&rsquo;un b\u00e9b\u00e9 qui en mettra partout sur son pull \u00e0 la premi\u00e8re pur\u00e9e venue ? Non. Mais tu ignores la petite voix.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et il y a ce matin de d\u00e9cembre o\u00f9 tu r\u00e9alises que tu as l\u00e2ch\u00e9 l&rsquo;affaire (on note la jupe gris souris, tout de m\u00eame).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"3000\" height=\"2999\" src=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_10225123744216225876649028..jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_10225123744216225876649028..jpg 3000w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_10225123744216225876649028.-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_10225123744216225876649028.-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_10225123744216225876649028.-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_10225123744216225876649028.-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_10225123744216225876649028.-620x620.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3000px) 100vw, 3000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2250\" height=\"3000\" src=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_1025143032155768998538313.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_1025143032155768998538313.jpg 2250w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_1025143032155768998538313-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_1025143032155768998538313-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_1025143032155768998538313-620x827.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2250px) 100vw, 2250px\" \/><figcaption>Bon au moins Diane, elle, elle est habill\u00e9e, me dira-t-on.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"3000\" height=\"2250\" src=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_102329-14877333615836369240.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_102329-14877333615836369240.jpg 3000w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_102329-14877333615836369240-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_102329-14877333615836369240-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_102329-14877333615836369240-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_102329-14877333615836369240-620x465.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3000px) 100vw, 3000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2871\" height=\"2871\" src=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_18024022426636071714477979..jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_18024022426636071714477979..jpg 2871w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_18024022426636071714477979.-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_18024022426636071714477979.-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_18024022426636071714477979.-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_18024022426636071714477979.-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/img_20191218_18024022426636071714477979.-620x620.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2871px) 100vw, 2871px\" \/><figcaption>Et en plus elle rampe sur le carrelage <s>crado<\/s> de la cuisine&#8230; [Mode manouche : activ\u00e9]<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Note : si vous manquez vraiment d&rsquo;id\u00e9e de cadeau de No\u00ebl, Diane a besoin de collants, taille 19-22, BLANCS ou en tout cas pas roses (on tol\u00e8re le rose poudr\u00e9).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bisous !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* Bisque, Cerise,&nbsp;Chair,&nbsp;Coquille d&rsquo;oeuf, Cuisse de nymphe, Framboise, Fushia, H\u00e9liotrope, Incarnadin, Magenta, Magenta fonc\u00e9, Magenta fushia, Mauve, P\u00eache, Rose balais, Rose bonbon, Rose drag\u00e9e, Rose Mountbatten, Rose th\u00e9, Rose vif, Saumon&#8230; On ne r\u00e9alise pas, avant d&rsquo;avoir une petite fille, le nombre de nuances de roses potentiellement d\u00e9clinables par l&rsquo;industrie du v\u00eatement de b\u00e9b\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il y a la naissance, o\u00f9 tu te dis que tu n&rsquo;habilleras pas ta fille en rose \u00e7a non, de toute fa\u00e7on il ya toutes les affaires des gar\u00e7ons qui attendent impatiemment dans leurs bo\u00eetes et puis c&rsquo;est kitsch le rose. Il y a l&rsquo;arriv\u00e9e des premiers cadeaux et dons, o\u00f9 tu te dis que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,1],"tags":[16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4237"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4246,"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4237\/revisions\/4246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serpette-et-laurier.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}